Archive for December, 2005

Husband and wife

Sunday, December 25th, 2005
Husband and Wife
Wife and husband are having dinner one night and engage in a casual conversation.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don’t you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn’t you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I’d get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she’s left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Damn."

The taxi driver

Friday, December 16th, 2005

I dun understand why taxi drivers can be so ridiculous nowadays. I reminded the driver not to watch the promise, and he start to tell me that he dun watch Jun’s movie, and he preferred Jacky and andy Lau’s shows. Then he started to say abt jacky’s show very expensive, its worth just $10 in the cinema to watch his $billion directed show. Okay, I was like thinkinh okay everyone likes diff stars, then he started criticisin abt mivie tickets bein ex, he prefers LCDs, this star that star no gd. I was like politely tellin him that Jacky’s movies recently are a bit of no content movie.then he start to tell me abt his stunts, very skillful n expensive directing….I mean it was just a reminder only, how did he relate to DVDs, jacky, tickets….

Okay, nvm, I tot…. then after tellin me that so late watch movies and take taxi very ex, like he very sceptical abt goin out at nite, but he started to ask us if we go zouk, cos it spent a lot of money renovating, we should go there and that his dauhter who is workin alwys go there. then i sort of hinted that its not a very healthy place to go and we are too old for it…. then he continued his story of the zouk, his daughter. talk abt costs and stereotypes,think before u talk driver!

The Promise!!!

Friday, December 16th, 2005

cool, cool, cool! Totally unbelievable!

1. Cool!  red paint dripping fom his face.

2. The court :3D fantasy computed animation, modern yet with a tint of fakeness.wow!

3. The start: Speed blured recordin, new type of directing.

4. The actors; Big time all stars, I bet they’ll get the top of the bottom list of the Stars award for this movie.

5.  Cecilia immersing in her own made believe romance.5 mins long, canot miss it!

6. So touching, 2 guys saying I miss you and a farewell hug from behind!this is the new age guys generation.I’m so outdated.

7.Jung is so romantic!!!! unrequited love, loyalty, love appears, the right guy, the wrong guy, the right girl……..

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Hey guys, keep ur eyes open…..

8th_dec_2005_new_short_hairstyle_001 Chiou a not!

Actually I was really worrying abt it last night tat short hair ay not be suitable for e, but turns out to be quite nice also.Must be cos I look gd in everything, haha

It was really a pleasant surprise, the hairstylist was a teeny-winny 10+ years old teenager who was going to take a haircut exam. At first, I was really sceptical, not only was her hair astonishingly green and styled, she was half an hour late for the test, was waiting for her friend to grab a guinea pig out on the streets of Raffles Place but too bad I already agreed and there was no way out for me. But she is really serious throughout the exam. Although I think my scalp suffered terribly from too much combing, but at least I can see the carefulness, passion and seriousness she puts in to this exam, and her friend, oh my god, was like playing around, not serious at all.I was secretly glad that my hairstylist was not her.I do think she will pass the exam, cos I think I was the biggest attention of all, I was the only one who had very long hair which is cut that short, although the min criteria was only to cut short by 2 inches, but i gave her the cue to cut short since I was already here, and prepared to have short hair.

Now after 10+ years of looking at the same Qianwen, does this looks refreshing to u????