Archive for May, 2005

Taurus

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

I like this story very much. Its very simple and peaceful. Its like finding solitary and peace in the story.

Most towns in Ghana have streets ithout names, and houses without numbers. Its hard to find where pple live if u hav never visited them be4.this is a gd metaphor for an issue I want to bring to ur attention.Taurus, there’s a certain part of r life that has never been mapped, let alone organised. And yet its not at all wild. in fact its like a bustling village where the streets have no names. Its high time u brought some order and discipline to this place.

Scorpions

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

My fav horoscope!

One of sesame street’s most recognizable characters characters is Cookie Monster. After Yrs of Feasting on all the cookies he wanted, the fuzzy blue puppet has recently been forced to limit his intake. In an effort to teach kids better eating habits, the show’s producers now even require Cookie Monster to sing a song called "A Cookie is a sometimes food". I vociferously protest this action. Born Nov 2, Cookie Monster is a scorpio, and scorpios shldn be compelled to tone down their desires as long as their desires aren hurting anyone. U r on this earth to explore ur cravings, to be led by ur cravings to e frontiers of understanding.that’s the only way they can teach u all they have to teach.

OH yes, its scorpion’s cravings and desires that attract pple to them.Every lesson and thing that they teach seems so interesting and new, but each of them adds up to your memory that it becomes very painful to forget them. Yes the process is happy, but the effects are devastating. They think they have make u happy by teaching all they have, but at the back we are crying. There’s no way to stop it, cos we have fallen too deep into it.

Cancerians

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

The best horoscope readings I like are from IS mags, cos they always hav very interesting stories to start with. I’ll just write a few of my fav horoscopes.

Cancerians: David, My mum

Cancer

Research on newly discovered fragments of ancient New testament texts reveal that Christian fundamentalists hav been working under an erroneous assumption. The no. of the Beast is not 666, as rite wing prophets of the apocalypse hav long believed. the correct figure is actually 616. I mention this, Cancerian, cos ur ideas abt enemies n evil r also abt to undergo a revision. Freed from an illusion, u will 1st be sad, then relieved, then confused, then elated.

Anyway, can David pls explain the above prohecy, zen zen Wakarimasen!

Random

Friday, May 27th, 2005

I hate being poor! Keep saving money and bills, bills, bills! There are forever things to buy but forever not enuff money! I’m trying to save a trip overseas, I’m desperate to go on a holiday, haven been for one for a long long time….

There r a couple of changes in my life now, like buying things which only my mum will help me buy, daring to touch dogs which I manage to carry a very cute puppy today called Fruity, and for the first time, I was praised for my eloquence by a customer and recommended to be a sales agent and few days ago, a customer actually asked me to do translation for them while another customer of mine came back again for a 2nd time.

I’m fed up with my resume, still need to scan in my photo, troublesome!Okay I just talk to an annoymous stranger on icq, keep asking me whther I’m in my room, then says he’s getting horny so he better called it a night!Just an online chat will turn guys on, no wonder so many porn sites are around, and oh pls, what if I’m an auntie or a guy, Just thinking of it turns me off, its so disgusting!

Happy Day with a sad ending

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

As usual today, after work at 12.30 am, I reach my blk at abt 1am.I had my roti Prata at a nearby coffee shop, while I sat there reading a novel in perfect bliss. That’s the perfect way I wanna my day to end in, hard work and peaceful tranquil, doing my own things, relaxing etc…

My peace of mind was disturbed when my Dad came home, drowned in beer and vomitting in the toilet.The end result that those of us who have nthing to do with it gets to hear all my Mum’s scolding.

So what’s good abt getting drunk? The drowsiness, discomfort, and last of all nagging from a no-nonsense partner is all that will discourage anyone to get drunk.I had the exp of vomitting before, but at least I had a comforting friend beside me and I wasn totally drunk.To anyone out there who drinks, pls know your limits.

Now My mum is on me again. She always bent her anger on anyone within reach. She scolds me that I’m on computer again at this time of the night (which is 3am) and that I’m being a night sleeper now.

Ask me now why I dun wanna settle down and now you know why.I haven seen a successful marriage without a grumpy woman or a man without faults. Dun ever think you can change someone after marriage or after getting together. A leopard never change its spots and if u cant accept it, pls give up the relationship.

Writer’s block now.Very annoying.

Personality Test

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

 

 

  你是什麼樣的人

 

   
 

 

 

 

   

 

 

Subject: 你認為紅色的相反是什麼顏色?要憑感覺馬上作答唷!

1.白色或黑色
2.藍色或綠色
3.黃色或橘色
4.其他顏色

1.選擇「白色或黑色」的人:
你呀!有如白紙般的「蠢」潔,單純天真像個孩子一樣。只要對方說出一句我愛你,你就會死心塌地的相信他,不敢有任何懷疑的意念,會義無反顧地跟隨著愛人的腳步。但如果被人拋棄或是背叛,就會恨他一輩子,是個敢愛敢恨的人喔!

2.選擇「藍色或綠色」的人:
你滿理性的喔!凡事都可以理智處理,是個會把朋友跟情人界線分得很清楚的人,屬於情人眼裡出西施的人,相信自己所選擇,也會深愛自己的選擇,對自己的選擇百分之百有信心。所以,再美再帥的人向你示愛,你都會視而不見,是對情人死忠型的!

3.選擇「黃色或橘色」的人:
你的愛情程度只達托兒所階段,充滿作夢的不實際想法,常常會讓你忘了理性與現實,真是有夠傷腦筋。你不僅會莫名其妙的吃醋,有時還有點神經質唷!要注意喔!得慢慢學習成長。

4.選擇「其他顏色」的人:
對於愛情的不確定感及不安全感,讓你的愛情態度顯得既期待又怕受傷害。你在不知道要如何解決問題,或者是面臨選擇的時候,常常成了愛情的逃兵,這種「愛的迷惑」,小心會讓你發瘋喔!
 

 

   
 

Thoughts of the Day

Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

Today at TCC, I saw a girl resting her head on her bf/s shoulder with a gp of frenz. I was thinking that the girl was very rude, totally disgraced us, the modern women who should be able to uphold her head, be interactive, or at least be a good listener in a group. Though modern women are more independent, how many a time have we seen couples clinging together like super glue, watching a movie busily with their hands, etc etc etc…Such public acts of affection, shldn them be practised privately? My friend said I was eating sour grapes, cos I’m not in their shoes and couples tend to be like this. Mayb but I think I shld b at least able to sit upright on my chair in front of pple. The girl I saw turned out to be my a friend of mine.

A lot of us wants a high paid job, good benefits and plenty of holidays. We whine when we get stressed up, we are unwilling to take hardships.

A related joke as below

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"

The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Disappointments

Saturday, May 14th, 2005

Life’s full of disappointments from the little things to the biggest things. One who desperately needs to settle down to a teaching career and MOE doesn want her. One who wanted to make her mum happy by pamping her with a spa voucher, but she didn like it, one who went to the airport to welcome a friend back, but forgot that he is some girl’s guy, one who just wanted a drink but turns out that root beer float is so disgusting.

There r many happy things in life too but she only wants to dwell on the disappointments now.

The most disppointed is that the most disappointed "she" here is the writer of this blog.

Joke of the day

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

Another nice little joke to cheer anyone who is down.

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next
to each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start
due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the
pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced
that a round of free drinks would be served.
When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the
doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then
asked the minister whether he wanted anything.
He replied - "Oh No! - thank you. I would rather commit
adultery than drink alcohol.
The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to
the air-hostess saying …
"Madam, - I did not know there was a choice."

Meeting a black

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

If u always wear shorts, sports shoes, a T-shirt or a cap, Beware! u may be e next to be caught up in a conversation with a Black.There’s no discrimination here, except that I really dun see how I can possibly click with a black as a friend, sexual partner or a lover n what’s more I dun know what these pple’s motives r.Definitely not as a friend I think, since they dun even know me n approach me like tat. 

My exp with them were both on e train stn, they just spot u when they r waiting for the train, just like tat! My 1st exp was a sweet one, a quite handsome one approach me (if i say handsome, I think there shld be some truth in it since all blacks practically look e same). He sat beside me n start by introducing himself, asking mine n telling me more abt himself, where he’s working, wat’s my age….e nice part is here. He began praising me having such a nice smile, very pretty (haha, I wasn even having makeup and specs n pls lol, my face was pimpled) but it was such pleasure to hear praises like that 4 e 1st time, I was practically smiling from ear to ear. Then he asked for my contacts and urhmm, I was so caught up and surprised that I told an unbelivable lie tat I left my hp at home, so if he calls, I may not be able to hear.I forgot what happened but I remember he looked even blacker after tat.

A few days ago, I met another black at train stn again! I had the premonition when I saw him. I looked at myself n back at him. (OMG, I was wearing a bright 2 piece blouse and shorts, gosh!) I moved myself immediately from him but I forgot to shift to another cubicle to sit when I went into e train. He came and sat beside me (damn it there were so many seats around, y mus u sit beside me, I was cursing). then everything started again, e same intro, followed by e same "oh u are so pretty" disgusting praise, then my contacts. I said that I dun giv my contacts to strangers n I got off at e next stop. Again his face became even darker, took out his hp for coverage and didn even have the manners to say bye when I bid him bye.

Maybe its hard to make frenz in an unfamilar place, jus can’t accept such stranger-friendship relationship. Maybe you wld be sceptical n ask me what if its a good-looking Chinese approaches me? Wld I hav the same reaction, I will say he’s DESPERATE! cos I dun have the qualities to make heads turn.

Thanks to Ben and David who replied my posts. Its really a joy to see returned comments.